“Please spit that out!”

Ok parents, let’s have some fun. What phrase do you find yourself saying way too often lately? I never thought I’d spend my days saying “please, don’t lick the toilet” but alas, here we are. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Cathy
    Nov 08

    “You be careful.” 💯😳😳😳

  • Amber
    Nov 08

    Pay attention before you hurt yourself.

  • Sarah
    Nov 08

    Stop putting you’re finger in your mouth! Making yourself vomit is not funny

  • Lizzy
    Nov 08

    Open mouth . Show me what you have in mouth. Did you just heat rocky (german Shepherd) ear why ? Last one is probably most used in our home

  • Clarissa
    Nov 08

    “What are you doing?” Haha, I get paranoid when she’s too quiet. So, i keep asking her that especially when I am busy in the kitchen or i didn’t see her walking around every 5minutes.

  • Geena
    Nov 08

    “That’s not a toy, please.”

  • Shirley
    Nov 09

    Turn the light off!

  • LN
    Nov 09

    "Don't touch that!"

  • Ali Rogers
    Nov 09

    Please don't lick the dog LOL

  • Jennifer
    Nov 09

    "Stop jumping on the couch" and "Eew, did you just eat your booger?"

  • Tracy
    Nov 09

    Gentle! Not in your mouth. Hot. It’s hot, we don’t touch it.

  • Elissa
    Nov 09

    What the heck? Not directly to him, but immediately following somethings he’s done lol

  • Nikki
    Nov 10

    Why do you have to be an a**hole? Are you f🤬ing kidding me? Because if I’m being totally honest, my girls, at least once a day,require me to say both of these. Often times WAY more times than once! 🤬🤭🤔🤪😆

  • B
    Nov 10

    “Seriously? What made you think that was a good idea?!?”

  • Alexis
    Nov 10

    Stop eating ur boogies. Lol

  • Erin
    Nov 12

    Ow, don't tweak my tit! 😂

  • surpassingall
    Nov 12

    That’s not nice

  • Carol
    Thursday

    That’s not for babies!

  • Jas
    Thursday

    Why would you do that?!

  • Claudia
    Friday

    “Stop trying to scrub the toilet!” He’s only 1 and he goes to the bathroom grabs the toilet scrub and starts scrubbing and splashing the water in the toilet and starts laughing about it 🤦🏻‍♀️