“Please spit that out!”

Ok parents, let’s have some fun. What phrase do you find yourself saying way too often lately? I never thought I’d spend my days saying “please, don’t lick the toilet” but alas, here we are. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Lizzy
    Nov 08, 2018

    Open mouth . Show me what you have in mouth. Did you just heat rocky (german Shepherd) ear why ? Last one is probably most used in our home

  • Clarissa
    Nov 08, 2018

    “What are you doing?” Haha, I get paranoid when she’s too quiet. So, i keep asking her that especially when I am busy in the kitchen or i didn’t see her walking around every 5minutes.

  • Geena
    Nov 08, 2018

    “That’s not a toy, please.”

  • Shirley
    Nov 09, 2018

    Turn the light off!

  • L
    Nov 09, 2018

    "Don't touch that!"

  • Ali Rogers
    Nov 09, 2018

    Please don't lick the dog LOL

  • Jennifer
    Nov 09, 2018

    "Stop jumping on the couch" and "Eew, did you just eat your booger?"

  • Tracy
    Nov 09, 2018

    Gentle! Not in your mouth. Hot. It’s hot, we don’t touch it.

  • Elissa
    Nov 09, 2018

    What the heck? Not directly to him, but immediately following somethings he’s done lol

  • Nikki
    Nov 10, 2018

    Why do you have to be an a**hole? Are you f🤬ing kidding me? Because if I’m being totally honest, my girls, at least once a day,require me to say both of these. Often times WAY more times than once! 🤬🤭🤔🤪😆

  • B
    Nov 10, 2018

    “Seriously? What made you think that was a good idea?!?”

  • Alexis
    Nov 10, 2018

    Stop eating ur boogies. Lol

  • Erin
    Nov 12, 2018

    Ow, don't tweak my tit! 😂

  • surpassingall
    Nov 12, 2018

    That’s not nice

  • Carol
    Nov 15, 2018

    That’s not for babies!

  • Jas
    Nov 15, 2018

    Why would you do that?!

  • Claudia
    Nov 16, 2018

    “Stop trying to scrub the toilet!” He’s only 1 and he goes to the bathroom grabs the toilet scrub and starts scrubbing and splashing the water in the toilet and starts laughing about it 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • Elizabeth
    Nov 21, 2018

    “Not for babies”

  • MsJen
    Nov 21, 2018

    “Did you hear what I said?”

  • E
    Nov 24, 2018

    “In what world is that ok to do?” “Why did you do that?” “That’s one. That’s two. That’s 3. Time out.” “Stopppppppppp!” “Paw Patrol is asleep right now.” For the positives: “Good job! That was challenging.” “Thank you for protecting the baby. You kept her safe.” “You’re my baby. You’re my na-na-nin (a word he made up). You’re my big boy” “I love you.”