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cocomac posted in Funny Jan 15

Empty house for 3 minutes

I was just in my empty house for 3 minutes. It was amazing. I wanted to dance and scream and shout and sit down forever. I miss it so much. Parenthood 😭 and 😍 and 🤯 For anyone asking, I take an hour off each Wednesday to “pick up my kid” but husband decided best to keep it consistent so he will still do pick up. Kid JUST started daycare. My first early Wednesday, dinner plans was crockpot so ... More

  • Aida
    Jan 15

    Hooray! It’s the little things that make it all better!! 😁

Allergic to my mil

I mean, it’s either that or a pure coincidence that upon her arrival for the long weekend I began sneezing incessantly, eyes were watering, and I finally had to pop some Benadryl. 😂😱

  • anonymous mom
    Oct 12, 2019

    It was mostly a joke, but she is a walking perfume advertisement 😆🤦‍♀️

  • cocomac
    Oct 13, 2019

    My mil also loves strong perfume. I smell her for a couple days at my house after she leaves. I considered asking her not to wear such strong perfumes as it could hurt the baby 😂 but I now also immediately wash my baby if she smells like mil... I don’t need an olfactory memory of her whenever I hold my baby!!!

Jenn posted in Funny Oct 10, 2019

Sometimes you just have one of those days...

I call it “Public restroom confessionals w/two kids who have to poop” #standardsafterkids #thankgoodnessitwasacleanrestroom

C posted in Funny Oct 09, 2019

Sleeping face down, butt up. Why?

I've got a one year old who has recently taken to sleeping with his butt sticking up in the air. What's this about? I’m not worried, but definitely puzzled.

  • Maurice
    Oct 17, 2019

    Umm, freaked me out to no end and I dared not move him due to potential injury: his body was facing left, propped up on his side while his head was completely opposite facing right. Immediately reminded me of The Exorcist. Ultimately he was totally fine, but I honestly freaked out and it actually took my brain a few minutes to understand what I was seeing.

  • C
    Oct 17, 2019

    Holy crap, Maurice. Your son wins 1st Place for Freakiest Sleeping Pose 😱

Anonymous posted in Funny Oct 06, 2019

What do you miss most about not have kids?

So if you could go back in time before you had kid(s) what would you tell yourself not to take for granted. My top 3 1. Enjoy going to sleep whenever you want to. Even if its 8pm. 2. Running in the store for one thing ( in less than 5min) 3. Going to my car, getting in and leaving. So what's yours?

  • A
    Oct 13, 2019

    When a vacation was just a vacation. I miss it so much. My kid is an amazing traveler and I guess we are lucky to even be able to travel and enjoy places with him but MAN the planning and packing is stressful.

  • Gayle
    Oct 27, 2019

    I miss the sex! 🤭 like constant everyday all day! But it’s okay! We try to work it in! Both our work schedules are pretty different and my son doesn’t really have a set sleep schedule.

Anna posted in Cute Mar 25, 2019

Why We Want To “Nibble” Our Babies 😜

I think about this article I read some years back whenever I am worried I might give my baby a hickey on her face from so much squishy kissing...😂💜

  • Anonymous
    Mar 25, 2019

    I saw something like this on fb. They called it cute aggression and it supposedly makes us better parents in a way, I don’t know how but it’s hard to resists lol

Alan posted in Cute Feb 23, 2019

Best friends in the making

I guess they like the breeze. Lol

Mommy and me

I’m 5 months pregnant I wanted to do something with her before it’s all about big belly and baby. she had a outfit malfunction so her bow had to hold up her dress. 😂 Jcpenny was having great deal. We are having another girl. I can’t wait to pictures of those two. 🥰

Happy new year!

Well we started the new year this morning with my 18 month old deciding she wanted to eat a piece of the dogs food 😂 🤦🏽‍♀️ how’s your new year going?

  • anonymous mom
    Jan 02, 2019

    So funny!!! If you consider finding a teddy bear face down in a toilet a good thing, then our new year is also on point!!! 😳😱🤦‍♀️.

Marie posted in Cute Dec 23, 2018

Which one is better?

  • Amanda
    Dec 23, 2018

    I like the black & white pic

  • Elle
    Dec 23, 2018

    The black and white. Suggest flipping the image.

Look whose talking!?

So now my daughter is starting to talk a lot and says the craziest things. What are the most jaw dropping things your kids have said or done!? For us, at first it was bra! My daughter would grab my bra and say bra while trying to show random strangers my bra. Then this weekend she ran up to me while I was going to the bathroom (because shutting the door and having a moment alone is now agai... More

  • Opal
    Jan 15, 2019

    This one isn't about my kids, it's about my nephew. when he was 5 years old we were at the Zoo looking at all the weird animals. We came upon this funky looking animal and were trying to figure out what it was. And out of the blue, my nephew yelled "what the hell is that?!?!". Lol. My sister was horrified.

  • Opal
    Jan 15, 2019

    When my daughter was 5 we were in the grocery store and my daughter spotted a black lady with an adorable baby. So very loudly, my daughter said "Mommy look, it's a chocolate baby!". Lol. We left right then and there. Lol

Hey everyone. I just wanted to say hi. I am new here. This is my son, Kaliki. Hes 15 months old.

Craving Onions. Husband thinks I am going to turn into an onion lol. I am 5 weeks.

  • Ivy
    Dec 26, 2018

    American spaghetti is my favorite food, but each time I got pregnant, I would find just the smell and sight of it repulsive!!! I also love spice in general, but during pregnancy, it’s like I cannot have enough because I gain such a high tolerance for spice that it’s never spicy enough! This pregnancy, I have UTI that won’t go away though, so I have to limit my spice intake and the withdrawals ... More

  • Lauren
    Jan 04, 2019

    I had a love affair with fried chicken for sure. Ice cream, fruit, chocolate milk, oh and I once had an entire watermelon to myself.

Jokes for my 3 Year old!

My 3 year old is mad on jokes right now, but I can only think of so many he would find funny so drop any good jokes in the comments!! Please! Right now his joke he tells is "Whats a banana good for?" The punchline is him screaming "A BANANA!!!"

  • Carissa
    Nov 15, 2018

    What’s a tomato’s favorite dance? The salsa!

  • Josh
    Nov 16, 2018

    Q: Why can't you ever trust a lion? A: Because they're always lion!

Heidi posted in Cute Nov 12, 2018

Couple of laughs

Figured after a long Monday we could use a few laughs. Here is one of my son being stuck in his toybox. Gotta love how they get stuck in some places! He can turn a frown from the worst day at work into the biggest laugh with one hug/look/action. #boymom #lovingit

Jade posted in Cute Nov 08, 2018

“Please spit that out!”

Ok parents, let’s have some fun. What phrase do you find yourself saying way too often lately? I never thought I’d spend my days saying “please, don’t lick the toilet” but alas, here we are. 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • E
    Nov 24, 2018

    “In what world is that ok to do?” “Why did you do that?” “That’s one. That’s two. That’s 3. Time out.” “Stopppppppppp!” “Paw Patrol is asleep right now.” For the positives: “Good job! That was challenging.” “Thank you for protecting the baby. You kept her safe.” “You’re my baby. You’re my na-na-nin (a word he made up). You’re my big boy” “I love you.”

  • Lil Ma
    Oct 08, 2019

    Stop!!!! Don’t hit your brother, Stop throwing your toys Everywhere!!! Stop jumping on the bed/ couch lol Amongst others!!!

Sara posted in Funny Nov 02, 2018

Is it a bad sign that my 3 year old keeps accidentally calling her sister Margaret?

I was trying to figure out why my 3 year old kept calling her sister Margaret (her name is Aubrey) that thinking she might have a friend named Margaret. Then I realized it's the name of Daniel Tiger's sister. We may need to lay off the Daniel Tiger for a bit... 😂😂

  • Margaret
    Nov 03, 2018

    Speaking as a Margaret I kind of think this is awesome 🤣🤣🤣

  • Elissa
    Nov 09, 2018

    My cousin watched so much curious George, she stopped talking (strong talker too) and went to only making monkey noises.... 🤦🏼‍♀️

Aida posted in Funny Nov 01, 2018

Holiday Excitement is stinking contagious!!

So my son will turn 4 right before Christmas, today we discovered Target’s toy catalog/ad in the mail. He is just so excited, circling all the things he would like. Mom and Dad have been smiling all day and remembering how that feeling of anything is possible felt like at that age. Just wanted to share with all you as I know all the daily stuff can sometimes make us forget to enjoy the little ... More

  • Anne
    Nov 01, 2018

    My favorite time of year!

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